UGH, THE PRINT QUEUE IS TOTALLY FULL!|????

It's like a ghostly graveyard in here! Every time I try to launch something, it just gets stuck out in space. I swear, I can hear groans coming from the printer. Maybe it's possessed by a printer sprite! The repair person is probably going to have a meltdown when they see this mess. Perhaps it's time I should try a printer reset. Until then,